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Halo 3mo Contest

Just for fun:

As most of the game-playing world knows, today was the day the Halo 3 beta was supposed to be unleashed on a large portion of the general public.

Seeing as Microsoft is [*the* software company in this market](http://www.shacknews.com/extras/2007/051407_shane_kim_3.x), you would’ve expected this launch to go lightning smooth. Instead, 5AM PST came and went and the download buttons stayed unlit. Gamers nervously waited, reassuring themselves that it was coming in just a few seconds.

Seconds turned into minutes.

Minutes turned into hours.

And then, the gaming portions of the Internet melted. Thousands of workdays that were taken off went to waste. Messages boards filled up with image macros and flamewars over whether or not this was worth crying over.

My feeling is that it’s definitely worth crying over – because if they didn’t, what would we have to laugh at?

Friends, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the most pathetic, most whiny, most emo-tastic response any single gamer has had to the Halo 3 beta getting delayed. Once found, feel free to place a link in the comment section here, where I will be more than happy to add it to this post.

The winner gets the glory. And glory counts for a lot in my book.

I’ll get you started. Here’s video on YouTube of a kid entering and exciting the download menu on Crackdown for a straight minute. No sound, no commentary, just menu refreshing. (The comments are particularly enjoyable, with things like “BUNGIE FUCK U CANT TRUST EM FUCK!!!!”.) Anyhow, the video:

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SIAS Invades Union Hall

“Sexual Intercourse: American Style” failed to tie “Gemberling’s” record for “longest-running [Channel 102] show,” but it set another: “longest-running show to never reach #1.” And perhaps nothing sums up “SIAS” better than that. It was a niche show, with a core of devoted followers who kept it going for a long time, but it lacked the mass appeal to catapult it into “Shutterbugs” territory. But sometimes, that’s what characterizes true art. And “Sexual Intercourse: American Style” is art.

Mitch Magee’s brilliant Sexual Intercourse: American Style played out over seven Channel 102 screenings, from April of 2006 to January of 2007. Starting off with a light-hearted tone, SIAS quickly veered into uncharted waters around episode 3. It was sublime.

But then, tragedy struck. With every intention to self-cancel at the eighth episode, SIAS was resoundingly canceled by the largest crowd that Channel 102 had ever seen. Many of them were drunk.

This Thursday night, this blight on humanity will be corrected. The finale of SIAS will finally happen.

This Thursday
Union Hall
Park Slope, Brooklyn
9:00 (plus another show at 10:00)
702 Union Street @5th Avenue

All seven episodes will be screened, followed by the epic finale. I hope you’ll be there.

If you can’t make it, you can always watch the seven original episodes on the 102 site.

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A Weekend Of Ted And TAR

Saturday night was [Ted Leo & The Pharmacists at Webster Hall](http://www.flickr.com/photos/remydwd/sets/72157600181559095/).

It's Alright

Ted Leo & The Pharmacists

Ted's Feet

Sunday night was [TARCon XI](http://www.flickr.com/photos/remydwd/sets/72157600185713797/).

Beauty Queens

Roping In Deana & Ray

John Vito & Drew
I am exhausted.