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Chris Ward Is My God

Just got my limited edition signed copy of Knowing Is Half The Hassle, copy 169 out of 200.
Like Mahatma Gandhi followed by a horde of hotties
Or the feds on the trail of a Mr. John Gotti
I’m a soundwave tsunami
Vocal origami
Hijack the mic, and it’s not like anyone can stop me

You all need this album. WHY DIDN’T YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TOLD YOU TO ORDER IT BEFORE?!