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Reflected

Slow Performance

It appears the box my sites are on is getting hammered with spam mail, which is spiking the CPU, which is not allowing MySQL to do much work, which is of course slowing VJ Army/Pop’n Navy/the forums/the wiki to a grinding halt.

I’m doing what limited things I can. Hang in there, folks.

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Found

Over-Protection

So Mario Kart DS uses a very secure method of assigning friends; you have to get their 12 digit number, and they have to get yours, and you both have to type it in. There is no way to add someone you randomly race against as a friend, and there’s no chatting method – so really, you HAVE to seek out people’s friends numbers.

And Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom, decided to [ban giving them out on their boards](http://forums.nintendo.com/nintendo/board/message?board.id=mario_kart_ds&message.id=42279):

> You are not permitted to share your NWC id or friend code on a post, in your profile, through PM, or in a sig. Please do not discuss other ways of sharing codes either…This policy was created by Nintendo of America and we have been asked to follow these rules.

To emphasize: There’s no method of chatting or any sort of interraction in game – you race, nothing more. Can’t chat, can’t do anything with voice, you have NO interaction. You can only add friends that you physically have exchanged codes with. And now, you can’t exchange codes through Nintendo’s boards – you can’t even DISCUSS exchanging codes through their boards.

For all this talk about Nintendo “getting” how to do online play, steps like this sure do seem bone-headed.

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Best Of Happened Puzzled Over

“Like A Gay Porn Site With A Mac Bent”

Oh dear. This one is going to haunt me for years.

Google recently introduced some neat free stats for webmasters, and being the eager webmaster I am, I decided to sign up and enable myself.

What I found is that while many of my top search terms are reasonable (“quicksilver os x”, “play asia”, “ny1”), my #5 Top Search Query and my #1 and #2 Top Search Query Clicks are, in the words of Rob Huebel, “un-savory”. And the problem is, I know why – at least partially.

This one is potentially not safe for work. You’re going to have to click through for the rest of the story.