Dear Fellow Traveller,
Good morning! I hope you are having a pleasant morning, and I’m glad our paths have crossed. I relish every chance I get to meet someone new, no matter the place, time, or circumstance.
Friend, forgive the observation, but given your prone position and placement of your hat tell me that you’re a bit tired. Perhaps you had a late night, or a late start to your day. Maybe you’ve been following the Pope on his trek around the city – truly tiring work!
No matter the cause of your case of the drowsies, please feel free to catch another few minutes of sleep before your flight. Rest comfortably, knowing that your fellow travellers have no use for the three seats you’re blocking with your bum-like presence.
You fucking prick.
Passive-aggressively yours,
Dan Dickinson