**Detroit Free Press: [Feel like a Domino’s pizza? Order it online](http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070731/BUSINESS/70731027)**
Newspaper Of Record A One Act Play Based On Imagined But Plausible Events By Dan Dickinson
INT. DETROIT FREE PRESS NEWSROOM. SUMMER, 2007
THREE REPORTERS sit at desks in an otherwise empty newsroom. They all intently stare at their computers. A clock audibly ticks.
REPORTER A sighs, stands up, and stretches to crack his back.
REPORTER A Hey, what have you guys got for stories today?
REPORTER B (barely looking up) I got nothing.
REPORTER C Me neither.
REPORTER A kicks the air.
REPORTER A (sighing) God damnit. We need to put something in the paper today. Can't have a paper without stories!
REPORTER B Yeah, yeah, we know.
REPORTER C (checking his watch) Hey, it's almost lunch time. Whatdya guys want?
REPORTER A We did chinese yesterday - how about pizza. Maybe some Dominos.
REPORTER B Alright, let me order it online.
REPORTER C (slightly astonished) Wow, I didn't know you could order Dominos online.
There is a BEAT.
REPORTER A (putting finger into the air and yelling triumphantly) PRINT IT!