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No Longer My #1 News Source

WNBC has gotten rid of Chopper 4, its news helicopter, as well as its helicopter reporter Dan Rice. The Daily News reports, “Ch. 4, the first station in the market to have a dedicated helicopter for its coverage, is now sharing footage, a chopper and staff with Ch. 5. It’s part of a cost-cutting move by both stations in a market where every station has been battered by declining advertising revenues.” The sharing scheme will save each station $500,000 annually and the News says channels 2 (WCBS) and 11 (WPIX) may share a chopper as well. Rice said he found out about being fired back in March, after winning an Emmy for his coverage of last year’s Upper East Side crane collapse; he Tweeted yesterday, “Today is Chopper 4’s last day. Thanks to all of the viewers who have tuned in over the last 10 years. I will miss you the most!”

The Sklar Brothers – Chopper 4 – watch more funny videos

I can’t recall having one of my most loved stand-up routines become obsolete in front of my very eyes.

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Narrated

Happy Easter

In the spirit of the day, a collection of videos about open-mindedness, lincoln logs in sock drawers, atheists, and poppycock.

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Narrated

The Big Dipper Of Mixed Metaphor

“12 years too late,” I think to myself as I wait at the intersection of Church and Vesey, fake brass horns and breakbeats burning on my headphones.

“This song shouldn’t have any meaning in 2009,” my inner monologue went on as I waited for the third Lexington express train at Fulton Street as a choir sings portions of “Eternal Father, Strong to Save” over swelling strings.

But as I came up out of the underground by my office, and the same track still playing, my lips could not keep still when the refrain came around once more:

Fuck the millenium – we want it now.

> Be ready to ride the big dipper of the mixed metaphor. Be ready to dip your hands in the lucky bag of life, gather the storm clouds of fantasy and anoint your own genius.

I have been thinking a lot lately about Bill Drummond & Jimmy Cauty.