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Look, I know there’s a handful of people that may be reading this – mostly VJ Army users – that live in New Orleans. My advice after reading the Urgent Weather Warning from the NOAA is to run like hell.
I quote the level of destruction estimated, because I get the feeling the sheer insanity of the text will eventually disappear – emphasis is mine:

MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...
PERHAPS LONGER. AT LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL 
CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL FAILURE. ALL 
GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY
DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.
THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME 
NON FUNCTIONAL. PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF 
FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD FRAMED LOW RISING 
APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...
INCLUDING SOME WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.
HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY 
DANGEROUSLY...A FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL 
WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT.
AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE 
HEAVY ITEMS SUCH AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT 
VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL 
BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL 
DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO 
THE WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.
POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES 
WILL BE DOWN AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER 
SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING INCREDIBLE BY MODERN 
STANDARDS.
THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR 
UPROOTED. ONLY THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE 
TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT 
EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE KILLED.