Hell Week Begins

This week will be scheduled for 5 tasks, with a 5 day time limit.
Making his way into reality, weighing in at 170 pounds, hailing from
Trumansburg, NY – he is your sarcastic web ranter – The Master of Non
Sequitors, Dan Dickinson.
And his opponents:
1. Cognitive Studies 101 Prelim
2. Operating Systems Prelim
3. Theory of Computing Prelim
4. Accounting Prelim
5. 6 Hour Drive to Maryland
The reward, should he make it through all 5 tasks, shall be a 5 day, 4
night stay with the beautiful Katie Michael.
(bell rings)