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My Halo 2 Purchasing Experience

Exit apartment.
Zip up coat, because it’s cold.
Walk, walk, walk.
Curse at the cold.
Walk, walk, walk.
Enter game store.
Notice there’s no one there besides the clerks.
Notice there’s Halo 2 on the counter.
Exchange pleasantries.
Pay an extra 3 bucks since I had credit to bump me towards a Limited Edition that I wasn’t going to use otherwise.
Take game.
Exchange more pleasantries.
Leave game store.
Walk, walk, walk.
Wonder what the fuck the big deal about the “most important event in gaming history” was.
Walk, walk, walk.
Enter apartment.
Sit down and shrug.

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2004 Worst Non-Sequitur Award

“It makes some parts of the game seem like Grand Theft Auto crossed with a giraffe on roller skates strapped with a bomb.”
-G4 Tech TV’s review of Halo 2, describing the vehicle-jacking feature.

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