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In The City

Okay, the trip to NYC is officially on, as I write this from the office on 24th Street.
Trip will last through Friday, and who knows what I’ll end up doing here when I’m not working.
If you need to get a hold of me, please, email – I won’t be on AOLIM much over the course of a day.

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Matrix Reloaded Abridged Script

Post author By Dan Dickinson
Post date June 16, 2003
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The Editing Room – The Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script
I’ve always loved Rod Hilton’s abridged movie scripts, and this one is sheer perfection.

KEANU REEVES: Wait, you’re a program right? So some machine actually specifically programmed you and gave you the ability to be jealous, conniving, and spiteful?
MONICA BELLUCI: Not only that, but they made me a hornball. I will only help if you make out with me.
LAURENCE FISHBURNE: What? It’s bad enough that the agents no longer pose any threat at all, but now these are the kind of obstacles we must overcome to save Zion? Make out with Monica Belluci? What will we have to do next, eat our way through a prison wall made of chocolate?

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Post author By Dan Dickinson
Post date June 15, 2003
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Seen on a particular message board; this may well have been the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

my parents won’t let me buy ps 2, but i do have a ps 1. What i want to do is buy a ps2, and put it inside a ps1 covering, so they won’t know the difference. They don’t pay that much attention anyways. Do you think this is possible?
I’m not sure if anybody has this but i saw someone else asking for the shell of a ps 2. Is that the same thing i am asking for, except for a ps1 instead?
ok, please somebody, if you have one of these, however strange it may be, can you please reply to me!!??