Me, myself, or otherwise I.
Thank you all for coming today.
I am not normally the type to give wedding speeches. Despite the nearly fifteen wedding ceremonies I have attended since my own wedding in 2002, I have never once been asked to give a speech about the couple. (To be fair to my friends and family, I have not volunteered to, either.)
Wasn’t expecting this: after a two year absence due to my shifting job duties, I am finally returning to WWDC this year.
Hope to see many of you there.
I wanted to let you know, dear reader, that I am not dead. I may be tired, irritable, and a bit melancholy – but I am not dead.
A better explanation of what’s going on will be provided soon. In the mean time, you should probably be following me on Twitter if you are not already.