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McSweeney’s vs. They Might Be Giants

Here’s as much as I can remember about the NYC debut of McSweeney’s vs. TMBG, performed last night at Lincoln Center’s Allen Room – which is oddly not located at what you would traditionally think of as Lincoln Center; it’s in fact in the Time Warner Center. I digress.

The evening started with TMBG performing Bangs. I am immediately struck by how fantastic the acoustics are in this room.

The host for the night – tragically, I have forgotten his name, as he was not listed on the program unlike the author who was filling in for Dave Eggers – started us off with some light humor. He was funny, and self-deprecating, and I am kicking myself for not recalling his name. He was an excellent host. (EDIT SIX YEARS AND NINE MONTHS AFTER THE FACT: it was John Hodgman, of course.)

On came David Rakoff, retelling a long essay about his experiences at a tibetian weekend session hosted by Steven Segal. His delivery reminded me of Augusten Buroughs (not a bad thing), and I thought he had a particular gift for mixing the humor in the situation with the occasional moments of pure tragedy that he felt. Excellent author, and I may have to pick up his book(s).

He was accompanied, briefly, by a musical interlude from Robin Goldwasser and a fellow who’s name I didn’t catch. I had seen Robin before at the previous 826NYC benefit covering some Prince songs, and the only impression I got at the time is “Boy, how high must she be?”. But tonight my mind was changed; her duet was minimalistic and suitable to her vocal style.

Again we were visited by the Host Who’s Name I Cannot Remember, and a brief introduction later, out comes our second speaker, Ben Karlin. His name may be unfamiliar, but his humor will not be to the majority of the country:

Ben Karlin worked for The Onion while in college at the University of Wisconsin for three years, serving as editor in 1995-96. After leaving The Onion, he moved to Los Angeles to write for television and to work on numerous screenplays, including two original scripts and a handful of re-writes, which eventually became very bad, bordering-on-terrible, movies. He moved to New York in 1999 to be the head writer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and became executive producer of the show in January of 2003. In the time he has been there, The Daily Show has won a Peabody Award, three writing Emmys, and two Emmys for Best Late Night and Variety Program. Karlin lives in New York City in a tiny, tiny apartment.

(It should also be noted that he’s listed as a co-author for America: The Book, which I’m sure you own at least one copy of. We have two. I’m not kidding.)

Ben’s reading consisted of diary entries from 2004, all of which were hugely funny and gave a large amount of insight into the mindset of what went on behind the scenes at the show during what was arguably their biggest year. It ended on a bit of a tragic note (the last entry read was from election night – Ben noted that at the afterparty where he was surrounded by drunken ad salespeople, he “didn’t need fun to have alcohol”), but it was on a whole terribly funny. As a special shock to the audience, during a portion discussing how just reading from America: The Book is funnier than describing the writing process, he had Stephen Colbert join him on stage to read a section from the book – the one about picking your name if you’re a reporter. Colbert had a very hard time keeping his composure during the formula for Minority: Asian. (For those with the book, it’s on page 144.)

Oh, as an added bonus, TMBG played Ben on and off with themes from the Daily Show. Very neat.
Our final reader of the evening was the lovely, precious, Shining Jewel Of The United States Of America, Ms. Sarah Vowell. Sarah’s piece, like many of her pieces, was not explicit comedy but educational. She wound her way from 9/14/2001, where The Battle Hymn Of The Republic was being sung at memorial services, back to the 19th century, where the song was John Brown’s Body. The entire history of the song was traced, from the very original inspiration in a Methodist hymn, to the joke of a song written by a batallion (“John Brown’s Body” was a commander of the troop, so when they were told the abolitionist John Brown was dead, one responded “But he’s still walking around”). Minor details in the songs lyrics were pointed out over the years, like the change of “let us die to make men free” to “let us live to make men free”.

Making this a true multimedia experience were, of course, TMBG, but also the Julliard Choral Union, who sung most of the main version. All combined, it was a very stirring, informative, and (still) funny lesson on one of the parts of our country’s history everyone somewhat takes for granted.

Sarah leaves, and the Host Who’s Name I Cannot Remember returns to actually lead us through the TMBG portion of the show. We have all received librettos,; the show is a Best Of Venue Songs event. To those unfamiliar with this particular TMBG project, during their tour in the second half of 2004, they wrote a unique song about each venue they played at. Behold, venue songs! 10 venue songs were played, all amusing, all very strange but accessible in a TMBG way.

The band closed by doing some of their regular material – Birdhouse In Your Soul (which I have never liked on the album but adore live), Damn Good Times (one of my favorites off The Spine), Older (which Katie rolls her eyes about every time; I sang it to her on her 24th birthday and found me cruel), and one off the new children’s album, Alphabet of Nations (which I like much better live than on the album). Sadly, they did not play the traditional hometown favorite of New York City, but I think I can live without hearing it one more time.

A fantastic show, a fantastic benefit for a fantastic cause. I will make attempts to not say fantastic anymore, but it really was. For all New Yorkers who have not been to the Allen Room – go at least once. It’s the best concert space in the city.

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In The Struggle For My Attention, Porn Wins

Today, most of the New Yorkers I know were out taking pictures of The Gates.

We, on the other hand, were taking in a movie. A documentary, actually. A porno documentary.
Yes, we trekked to the one screen in NYC – the Sunshine Landmark Cinema – showing Inside Deep Throat. (There seems to be this issue in NYC where high-publicity indy films – Closer, Assassination Of Richard Nixon, and the one today – are only playing on one screen. I still don’t quite understand why.)

The movie covered here, Deep Throat, remains one of the most notorious porno films of all time – made at a time while such movies regularly had to feature doctors giving sexual instruction, so the film could be passed off as “educational”. For those really unfamiliar with the plot of the movie, Linda Lovelace’s character allegedly has her clitoris oddly located at the back of her throat, and the only way she can find full satisfaction is…well, you can guess from the title.

The documentary focuses on the whole progression of how Deep Throat affected culture, from the mainstreaming of porn to the many indecency trials revolving around the movie. It’s a pretty remarkable story, where hundreds of regular people were lining up around the block in Times Square (and the country) for a porno flick.

As a documentary, it’s very well grounded. Narration by Dennis Hopper is minimal, and there are no occasions where you hear the interviewer posing questions; the monologues from the key players and celebrity commentators really drive the story along. They are often allowed to play off each other, leading to some amusing quasi-dialog. Everyone gets their licks in on both sides, including a number of FBI agents and prosecutors.

All in all, it does what a documentary should – it informs, it pulls you through all the major emotions (amusement/joy/sorrow/anger), and it entertains. Katie and I both enjoyed it a lot, and recommend it if it’s playing in your area. I should note though, that the movie IS rated NC-17 for some full frontal nudity as well as a good 30 seconds of the deed described in the movie title; it would’ve been a bit of a cheat not to show it after so many of the people involved in the movie described it as an amazing act.

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Happy 1 Year Birthday, VJ Army

[this is being crossposted on both my blog and the VJ Army forums]

A year ago today, I completed my most ambitious coding goal of my life – VJ Army. I had turned what was originally a single user score tracking script into a multi-user, competitive score site. It was (and still is) rather rough around the edges, but it certainly worked.

Since then, I have been pleasantly surprised again and again by what the site has become. I find myself fortunate on two fronts:

I’m shocked at how easily I’ve made my code adaptable and open to change. Yes, it’s rather messy to look at, but I really lucked out with much of the initial database design, the flexibility of the code, and a few of the algorithms I ended up writing make me look back and wonder what I had done that day to come up with such inspired coding. (There have also admittedly been portions of code where I wondered what I was smoking.) The code was adaptable enough that I could adapt it into another score site – for Pop’n Music – with minimal work.

But more shocking is how the site has restored my hope.

Understand the following: I’ve been in the Bemani community since the end of 2001. In the just over two years between when I started playing DDR and when I launched VJ Army, I had grown incredibly jaded and hateful of anyone who played music games. The drama, the flaming, the reputations that some sites had versus others…it was hellish, beyond anything I had dealt with in a gaming community before.

I had picked up Beatmania IIDX in early 2003 because I wanted to get away from the DDR players. IIDX at home can be a hugely isolating game, and at the time, it was just what I needed. The community at the time was – no offense to those involved, and I certainly joined this at times – a bunch of elitist assholes.

When I got requests from friends (John Stiles and Ryan Madeksho are the two most responsible for the requests) to make a multi-user site, I coded it with some trepidation. My fears that the site would turn into a massive penis-waving competition made me wonder over and over if I was doing the right thing.

I’m so very happy I was wrong. We’re currently 1,063 users strong – not all active, but far beyond what I expected to see. Over 25% of these are on the forums, which are amazingly trouble free and surprisingly useful.

And while all this was going on, something amazing happened in Japan. There had been a nearly two year hiatus of IIDX home releases – 9th Style had been released, and we were still playing 6th at home. But as the community started to rally, Konami started to listen. In the span of one year, we will have had three home releases, spanning from 7th Style to 9th Style. Konami has once again gotten serious about IIDX at home, and while I know it’s really not the case, I’d like to think we all had something to do with it.

Before I get to indivdual people I’d like to thank, I want to thank the user base as a whole:

If you’ve ever posted a score, thank you. You’ve helped to make the site what it is.

If you’ve ever posted a bug report, thank you. Without you, I’d never catch the holes in my code and never be able to catch them all myself.

If you’ve ever posted a feature request – even if I rejected it – thank you. The passion you all have to make the site grow is unbelievable.

If you’ve ever PMed me, or emailed me, or even IMed me just to thank me for the site, thank you. I really do appreciate it, and it keeps me going.

If you’ve ever bought something from the VJ Army store, thank you. You’ve helped to keep my gaming addiction in check, and my wallet (and my wife) thank you just as much as I do.

If you’ve ever referred a friend, or said kind things in public about VJA, thank you. This site couldn’t thrive without word of mouth.

Okay, now onto specific people:

To John “mafiaboss” Stiles – thank you for kicking my ass about the features. You’re always spot on with your requests, you’ve more than helped out with the coding (percentile sort, live grade adjustment), and it’s always a pleasure to watch your progress, even if it means you’ve passed my skill level in far less time. Cheers, my friend.

To Ryan “ryan2dx” Madeksho – you are truly a fantastic IIDX player, and without your help collecting note counts and difficulties, I couldn’t have the site as ready for each home release. Thank you for driving me to get the site built in the first place. …./

To Aaron “rmz” Ramsey – you are incredibly helpful between bug reports, helping out on the forums, and keeping people in check so I don’t have to repeat myself quite so much. I’m very happy to have you around.

To Malcolm “Reo” Cuffie – if I couldn’t bounce ideas off of you, I don’t know what I’d do. Thanks for listening.

To Random and Ransai – I know this isn’t related to VJA, but thanks for trusting me and believing in my coding. I promise, there’s still more to come.

To my wife, Katie – thank you for putting up with my shit. For those of you who don’t know, I frequently end up coding and managing the database at strange hours, and she tolerates it with the patience of a saint. Without her understanding and support, I sure as hell wouldn’t have the opportunity to work on the site as much as I have.

To Paul Kehrer – your donations of time, server space, bandwidth, and understanding are immeasurable. Thank you so goddamn much. gg sir.

Before I get onto the meat of the goodies today, here’s some fun with numbers.

Over the first year, VJ Army has received:

  • An average of 2.9 new users a day.
  • One new score entry – not including updates, just flat out new entries – every three minutes.
  • One new course score entry every two hours.
  • An average of 545 scores entered per song, across all difficulties.
  • An average of 36 scores per expert course, across all difficulties.
  • Top 5 Songs AAA’d on L7:
    1. 5.1.1 (319)
    2. Nothing Ain’t Stoppin’ Us(247)
    3. Burning Up For You (226)
    4. Comment Te Dire Adieu (178)
    5. Spica (162)
  • Top 5 Songs AAA’d on 7:
    1. 5.1.1 (312)
    2. Nothing Ain’t Stoppin’ Us (273)
    3. Burning Up For You (190)
    4. Comment Te Dire Adieu (182)
    5. Love Will… (161)
  • Top 5 Songs AAA’d on A:
    1. Don’t Stop! (103)
    2. i feel… (92)
    3. Burning Up For You (97)
    4. Comment Te Dire Adieu(97)
    5. World Wide Love (87)

Here’s to having another great year of IIDX.