Holy Calamity

I am apparently a “Cool New Person” on MySpace today. (Thanks to Herbie for the picture, since I can’t seem to see it myself.)

21 friend requests from people I’ve never met and counting. It’s going to be real fun to deny them all!

Admittedly, I have nothing on Laren, who has not only topped a depressing Google search term, but has been the featured personal on Gawker and Salon. You watch your back though, Spirer. I’m gunning for you now.