Jake Dobkin Is Some Sort Of Robot

I’ve met [Jake Dobkin]( a number of times, and it’s only today that I’ve come to the realization that the man is not actually human, but instead some sort of diabolical robot.

Seriously. There’s no other logical explanation about how the man can consume [this much easter candy]( “Eating In: Easter Super-Fun Candy Balls!”).

I just received a bunch of easter goodies from my mom, and I was all ready to have one of the delicious cupcakes (a light lemon cake with homemade key lime frosting) this morning. But now I don’t want to think about anything food related for at least a few days. Blargh…