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I May Be The Second Coming

I have discovered this morning that I may be the second coming of Christ.
And I’m not saying that in the egotistical “OMG I AM SO GREAT FOR COMING UP WITH THE DDRFREAK APRIL FOOLS JOKE” sense at all. While I was getting ready to go this morning, I noticed something on my hand:

If I get the same thing on the other hand by Good Friday, I will begin to get severely worried.