Big Red Fuckup

The big news today, if you haven’t heard yet, is that Cornell, love of everyone’s life, made a unbelievably large snafu when they emailed 1700 applicants to tell them they were accepted. Of course, this included over 500 kids who had been rejected for early decision in December. Whoops!
Oh well…it’s a welcome diversion from all the “Save Slope Day” crap (yeah, NOTHING bad happens on Slope Day) that’s been eating up pages in the Sun lately. And it’s not like the other Ivy’s haven’t been having stupidity issues of their own (link is NOT safe for work).