Bio

After looking at the web page of my friend Samantha Craggs today, I felt
a strange sense of web-estrangement. I have this ridiculously detailed
web site, which is supposed to be all about me – but there’s actually
very little about me.
Behold, the biography page. Replacing the FAQ page, which was
always sort of blah, the Bio page has all the goods you need, along with
lots of little nitty gritty crap you don’t care about. It includes a
little improv-poetry thing with me giving you the Big Red Experience.
It’s fun for all ages, so check it out now.
I am updating my page too much. This is going to turn into an E/N site,
and then I will have to kill myself. So please, don’t make me update
again.