Let me see if I’ve got this “how to be a journalist” thing straight.
You go to a message board and post something laughably stupid, like “is Obama too skinny to be president?”
> Does anyone out there think Barack Obama is too thin to be president? Anyone having a hard time relating to him and his “no excess body fat”? Please let me know. Thanks!
You get a brilliantly articulate response from “onlinebeerbellygirl”, who has never posted anywhere else on those forums and seemingly just registered that day:
> Yes I think He is to skinny to be President.Hillary has a potbelly and chuckybutt I’d of Voted for Her.I won’t vote for any beanpole guy.
> Love your response and your username (onlinebeerbellygirl). Would you mind shooting me an email so I can ask you a few more quesitons? My email is email@example.com. Thanks so much!
Then you cite this as “research” or a “source” in your shitty article in the Wall Street Journal on the same topic:
> But in a nation in which 66% of the voting-age population is overweight and 32% is obese, could Sen. Obama’s skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.
>”I won’t vote for any beanpole guy,” another Clinton supporter wrote last week on a Yahoo politics message board.
And that’s journalism, right?
Mighty tip of the hat to Sadly, No! for digging this one out.