Battle Of The Awesome Non-Sequitur Adverthings

Both of the following are advertisements, kind of. Both don't make much sense. Regardless, both are AWESOME.

Without further ado, for your consideration:

A Glass And A Half

A new ad campaign from Cadbury that has almost nothing to do with delicious chocolate. Features the music of Phil Collins. If that wasn't enough, after you're done watching the video, read the transcript.

UNIQLOCK

A flash clock application from UNIQLO that has almost nothing to do with hip japanese clothing. Features the music from Fantastic Plastic Machine. If that wasn't enough, after you're done getting entranced by it, partake in the UNIQLOCK BLOG PARTS™.