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[edit] Hidden Features

Here's the goofy crap that isn't really documented anywhere:

Song Data Page

Poorly named, the Song Data page will show you the number of scores entered for all songs on the SP difficulties.

AAA Count Page

A slight variation on the Song Data Page, the AAA Count Page will show you the number of AAA's on a per-song basis.

The Oracle

Smarter than the one in The Matrix, the VJA Oracle will randomly grab a comment out of the database and dazzle you with wisdom.

No Random Mode

Due to the fact that a number of people believe that Random mode is some sort of sin against humanity, it is possible to use the viewsong page without viewing any Random scores. Just add &akp=1 to the end of the page URL. Note that this feature will probably break other functions and is not a high priority feature.

Beatmania USA Mode

Due to the buzz going around during E3 2005 that Beatmania USA was going to have butchered scoring, Remy created a mode where scoring is all AAAs! Just add &locale=usa to the end of the page URL. Please note that this isn't actually useful at all and is mainly for laughs.

Cat and Sailboat Mode

Due to comments made on the grading in Beatmania USA, Remy created a mode where scoring is either cats (Buttons in particular) or sailboats. In order to use this mode, just add &catsailboat=on to the end of the page URL. Catting a song requires a Japanese AAA. Please note that Beatmania USA mode cannot be combined with this mode to make all scores cats. For added laughs, combine with the No Random Mode.

For more goofy crap relating to VJ Army, consult the Inside Jokes reference.