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December 28, 2007

Juno

I figured this movie had to be decent when I got to the theatre and the line to get in was out the door (this was the Little Theatre screen 1, so all of the people in line were there for this movie) and I was not disappointed. There really isn't any aspect of the film that I can say was bad. The acting was stellar between Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, and J.K. Simmons. I even felt Jennifer Garner (who I greatly dislike) was perfectly cast. The pacing was fantastic, the music was beautiful, everything just worked. My mother had expressed interest in seeing the movie but couldn't go tonight, and I walked out thinking that if she wanted to go tomorrow night I would go with her. I'd even be willing to pay for both of us. I enjoyed it that much. And I would expect that anyone else would too. As much as I have decided that I don't like comparing movies (unless there is a direct connection), I have to say that it had that Little Miss Sunshine feel, yet with something more.

So with lack of complaints there is not a whole lot to go into, but I did check out the writer Diablo Cody's biography on imdb. She is quite interesting to say the least. Definitely someone that I'd love to hang out with and get to know better.\

RATING: Worth waiting in the cold to pay extra to see; Skip the Netflix, just buy it on DVD.

New Year's Decrees

The new year is quickly approaching, and I have never had much success with resolutions made around this time (I'm much better with Mid-October or Late-Feb resolutions). So instead I decided to go with a set of New Year's Decrees. These are not so much decrees about what I should do or what the world should be like, but more decrees about things that really irk me that other people should resolve to no longer do.


Decree #1: When talking about a group that you are in "we" is acceptable. When talking about your favorite sports team(s) it is not. This has to be my biggest pet peeve as of recent (which seems to just smack me in the face daily at work). Unless you were at one point on the Cowboys payroll you are not allowed to refer to them as "we". This is especially true if it is an out of town team whose games you don't even attend. I constantly hear "we played a great game this weekend" at work. No, the Cowboys did. You sat at home and watched them on TV. There is no "we" here. And don't try to tell me that you support them, so therefore you are like a part of the team. Bull. I used to watch Gilmore Girls almost religiously, yet anyone (sane) would have smacked me upside that head if I ever uttered the phrase "we really had a hard time this week deciding between Jess or Dean". Sports is no different.


Decree #2: It's nice to be thanked, but stop doing it so freakin' much. This one also stems from work, where I am constantly thanked when I leave everyday. Maybe once in a while if I go above and beyond this would be ok, but most days I haven't done anything other than my job. Do you really feel the need to thank me for doing what I am already paid to do? I mean I really don't do any of it out of the goodness of my heart. I even once had our employee representative thank me for coming in one day. I was scheduled that day. Normally when you are scheduled to work you show up. Have we really gotten to the point of incompetence where showing up is greatly appreciated? Cause it's either that or they've all decided to over use the words "thank you" until they have absolutely no meaning left. At this point I seriously no longer believe that they know what it is to be thankful, and hence I'm just insulted when they thank me for doing what I'm paid to do. If you really think I'm doing something special and want to thank me then give me a raise. Otherwise save the thanks for when they are truly deserved.


Decree #3: Please, please, stop telling me I'm a scrooge or that I've lost the holiday spirit when I can no longer stand the over hyped Christmas season that drives everyone into over stressed assholes. And also please stop telling me that it is the "holiday season" or that Christmas is a "religious holiday".

The first was never true (yes it's nice to try to include Chanukah or Kwanza in there, but no one besides the small minority that celebrate those two do anymore than pay them lip service). This is the Christmas season. That's why we see Christmas trees and Christmas music and Christmas cards and Santa (and occasionally Baby Jesus) everywhere.

The second part (Christmas is a religious holiday) passed ages ago. It is a consumerist holiday. Maybe part of the spirit remains (familys getting together and all), but it's been a while since the religious aspect was anywhere near equal to the consumer aspect. Trees and Santa and flying deer have nothing to do with Christianity. Trying to claim that "Jesus is the reason for the season" is just insulting to the actual religious aspects of the holiday. This is why I made the earlier plea to distinguish between Christmas and Xmas. Let the religious people have Christmas, and let everyone else (and mean everyone else) celebrate Xmas.

So stop telling me I'm a scrooge for disliking a holiday that promotes excessive shopping, which in turn leads everyone to be in such a rush and frenzy that they learn how to function as normal compassionate human beings (trust me, I work in a service style industry and see this on a daily basis this time of year).

So these are a few things that I'd like everyone else to work on for the next year. Oh, and Happy New Year!

P.S. - I apologize if this has all come off a little harsh, but as I have said, I work in a service industry and have had to deal with these annoying problems on a rather constant basis for the past two months (let us not forget that Christmas starts about the same time as Halloween, and I think that they might even move the startup date back to Labor Day next year).

December 24, 2007

Merry Xmas to All

As Xmas break leaves me with more time, I leave you with this xkcd comic. And for anyone looking for some dorky math/science/computer humor I highly suggest checking out some of the other comics there. It will give you a little more insight into how my mind works

December 21, 2007

The Golden Compass

Based on what I've heard about the book (I have yet to read the series), there is a strongly anti-religion element in the story. In fact I've even been told that at the climax the children end up killing God. Now I'm not fervently anti-religion, but that sounds like an very interesting take on things. However, as I heard going in, and saw at the movie, most (i.e. all) of the religious elements had pretty much been stripped out in making the movie. Go Hollywood!

Now before I go on and rip the film apart I must warn you that I have been watching a lot of Zero Punctuation lately. And I might come off a bit harsh. So be it.

First off, the film flowed like they tried to jam a 1300 page novel into 90 minutes. This is especially troubling seeing as how the novel is only 432 pages, and the film clocks in at 113 minutes. If you're trying to keep it short for the kids, cut out some of the plot from the book. But in the case of the movie it seemed a bit mature for children who couldn't have sat for more than two hours. Then again I know that the attention span of the population as a whole has shriveled up, so maybe that's the problem. In any case the film gives you the sense that all the action takes place over a two day period.

But enough about the pacing (or lack there of). Let's talk about the cast. Nicole Kidman delivers one of the weakest performances I have ever seen out of her. And that's saying a lot. However, Dakota Blue Richards does deliver fantastically. It had to be sad for Nicole when she is out-acted by a 13-year old with no real prior screen experience. And as for the rest of the cast... Well with the pacing the way it is, and the multitude of characters just thrown at us, it's impossible to judge any of their performances. They all seem to be on screen for such short spurts that rating them on that would be the equivalent of calling someone fluent in French because they could conjugate the verb etre. I liked most of the other players (Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Sam Elliot, etc.) but I had no time to appreciate them.

And then there is the story. Let's keep this one brief and just nail down a couple problems/questions/issues I had.

First off, Lyra gets the compass, has no idea what it is, can't read it, gets a 30-second explanation of how it works from another man who doesn't fully understand it, and can suddenly not only read it but have clear as day visions about what she wants to know? That's some talent.

Two, Iorek Byrnison regains his title as king of the icebears, yet still has his oath to Lyra to repay. So he helps her get to the children they are trying to save. Now these children are housed in a building in the middle of nowhere, guarded by heavily armed soldiers with wolves. So after she goes in on her own, gets in trouble, but manages to get the children out (this I can swallow, somehow), Iorek comes to her rescue, alone. You are king of the freaking bears! They have to do what you say. Bring them along! I mean Iorek alone manages to take out what seems to be half the soldiers. With an army of freaking bears you could complete destroy them. Thankfully a slew of other briefly introduced characters also come to the rescue.

Three, the admission by Kidman that she is Lyra's mother and that Daniel Craig is her father is so forced and poorly acted that I expected Lyra to discover two seconds later that she was trying to trick her. In fact I was all but shocked that Lyra didn't at least use the compass to ask if Craig was her father, rather than just repeat (at least two dozen times) "we need to go save my father". But I'll grant her not looking based on the fact that if any orphan is told that a man she loves is her father she might very well be willing to accept it on blind faith.

In the end, there were entertaining parts of the film, brief as many of them may be. And Dakota Blue Richards did an outstanding job. And it did make me want to read the books (if only to see how badly they destroyed it), and movie that makes you want to pick up a book can't be all that bad can it?

RATING: Worth a cheap matinee or dollar theatre ticket, save the netflix queuing until the other two have come around and you can catch them all at once (or can decide that they really are not worth it at all)

December 15, 2007

Life is Simpler Again...For a Short While

I know my posts have been nonexistent recently, but between school/finals, 28 hours a week at Wegmans, 5 hours a week grading papers, studying for GRE's, filling out grad school applications, and my semi-successful social life I haven't had a whole lot of time. But now finals are over, grading is done, both GRE exams are over, grad school applications are pretty well completed, and my social life has settled down some I now have more free time! We'll have to wait and see if this means that I'll post more, but it does mean that I'll at least be going to more movies (hence more review posts) and I'll have more time available for posts.

For those of you that I haven't talked to much over these busy months, here are some brief details:

- The GRE Math Subject Test is the hardest math test I have ever taken. Yet the math section of the regular GRE is one of the easiest math tests I have ever taken. Oh, and as for the verbal section of the GRE test, where the hell do they get some of these words? I still assert that some of them aren't even real words. (I still did more than fine on the verbal section though, somehow).

- I finally formed my final list of grad schools (approximately in order):
University of Washington
University of Oregon
University of Wisconsin
Washington State University
University of Minnesota
University of Wyoming
University of New Hampshire
SUNY Binghamton
(the last one is a safety school)

Hopefully I'll hear back from the schools by mid-March and I'll be all set for the Fall by the beginning of April. Then all I'll have to worry about is passing the comp exam at the end of the semester at Brockport to get my Masters.

That is all for now. Possibly more to come later.

P.S. - I just received my GRE Math Subject Test scores and I think I shall be just fine to get into some school above Binghamton

Two Line Reviews Present: Lars and the Real Girl; Enchanted

Lars and the Real Girl - Hilarity and sadness follow when a socially awkward Ryan Gosling finds a way to become even more socially awkward real imaginary girlfriend. More serious than I expected, while still funny and entertaining.

Enchanted - Another odd cross between a children's movie and an adult film (see also Stardust), but this time with more accessibility to both crowds (while still with jokes and an allusions that only the older crowd will get). And while it is funny, it is also little cutesy and predictable (I have to say that I saw the ending coming a mile away), but it is a story book style tale, so that's what you get.

RATINGS: Worth a Full Price Admission/High Netflix Rental; Worth a Matinee/Rainy Day Netflix Rental (unless you really are obsessed with Dr. McDreamy)