History is So Boring...
...I'll just wait for it to repeat itself, then it'll be interesting.
So I know that it's been quite a while since I last posted here, and it might be a while since I do it again, but I thought I should just update all of you about the important recent events in my life. There are basically four main things that have happened since I last posted, so here they are in no specific order...
1 - I'm going grey. That's right folks, I have found multiple grey hairs growing on my head. It is only a matter of time now before I am completely silver.
2 - Ithaca College has a Video Game Club, which I have joined. This means that I now drive 20 mins to Ithaca in order to play video games with other geeks. Now true I went to Cornell (a rival Ithaca college) and I'm now going to Cortland (a major athletic rival), but they accept me anyway. Plus they don't know know those facts. I think they just assume I go to IC. Works for me!
3 - Everyone around me is married/getting married. I think I can count all my non-engaged/non-married friends on my hands. Also, add to this the fact that all my cousins are married as well (for the most part). And yet through all of this I remain single. Now this isn't by choice, or for lack of effort, but mainly due to my pattern of advances being rejected. But don't worry, I am unfazed! I will not admit defeat! Beacuse I'm too thick headed to do that!
But most important of all...
4 - My water doesn't smell. Well at least it didn't smell at all today, and I even managed to take a really long, really hot shower too. I can only hope that this trend continues into the future.
Now until I write again, let me leave you with a couple more quotes that really relate to our everyday life experiences (and extra points to anyone who can name sources):
"It's like kissing your sister, but in this case she's really hot!"
"It's a bit like playing musical chairs with ferrets, eventually you're gonna get bit in the ass."
"God lives in London?"