The Village
So I had heard terrible thing about this movie and that it was so bad it wasn't even funny. So my natural thought was that I should see this movie, and then review it in French to emphasize the horridness of the film. So I went to see the movie, and it wasn't as horrid as I had thought it was gonna be, but I've still decided to review it in my poor, high school French, just for the hell of it. So here goes...
Le Village n'est pas tres terrible, mais il n'est pas bon. Le film est juste une grande jambon. Je sentir ennuie a le film. Nous n'allez pas aux Le Village parce que ma chatte pleurer. Je n'ont pas vu Incassable, mais je detester M. Night et son films. Il est une pioche. M. Night est la nouveau Spielberg, quelle domage. Mais, c'est la vie. Et attention, ralentir parce que la sange est sur la branche!
TAUX-ing: Valeur un billet gratuie, peut-etre. Autrement sans valeur.