Communism is Just a Red Herring
So I'm glancing through SI's Olympic Medal predictions today and stumble upon the longest (and greatest) name I've ever seen: Kouramagomed Kouramagomedov. Wrestling for Russia in the 120 kg weight class (264.5 lbs. for the il-metrical) Kouramagomed is predicted to get Bronze. But I say screw that, this guy is going straight for GOLD! With a name like that he's destined for greatness. So sorry McCarthy, but GO RUSSIA!