An Open Letter to My Computer
Dear Computer,
Welcome back ! I missed you so much. In the short time that you were missing I realized just how much you mean to my daily life. I wouldn't go as far as to say that it revolves around you, but you do play a pretty big part. Without you I wasn't able to do all those things that make life so complete. Please don't leave me again. Without you around how am I supposed to see what movies are playing? Or check out what the weather is like? Or keep in touch with the rest of society? Or listen to music in the bathroom? Without you I couldn't even waste those precious late-night hours playing endless games of spider solitare or freecell. Without you I couldn't even take a bath, eat Ramen noodles, and watch a DVD at the same time. Also it's really annoying to have to go through 80 emails upon your return (although you did have 10 good ones for me). So stay healthy this time.
Love Always,
Thom