Slowly Learning...

So I know that many of you out there are uncoordinated white boys such as myself who lack in the dance skills department, but do not fret. I have the answers to your concerns. I have 2 simple dance moves that can save you. That's right, you too can learn to dance using only 2 simple moves!! What, you may ask, are these magical booty shaking steps that are guaranteed to get you all the fly honeys? Well I'll tell you. First we will start with the basics, the Aquaman Rump Shaker. For this move just follow along with Aquaman, adjusting the shaking accordingly with the speed of the accompanying music. What lady could resist such a gyratingly fantabulous move? No lady, that's who. But eventually you might feel the need to add variety to your arsenal. For that I give you the Jiggle Billy Jiggle. Once you have mastered the Aquaman Rump Shake this new move should be no problem for you. Just including a circular upperbody motion along with the swaying of the hips (for further instruction see Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Dumber Dolls). With these two unstopable moves you will be beating the ladies off with not one, not two, but 3 sticks!! Now that's a lot of sticks.