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January 1, 2004

Curiosity Blew Up the Universe

So here is my Expanding Theory. As scientists have proven, despite the forces of gravitational attraction, the universe is in fact expanding. Why is this happeneing? I'll tell you. Way back when, before the time of science and reason, the universe was sitting all nice and pretty, content with itself. But then humans came along, and they started to wonder about things. This curiousity led to the developement of science and the exploration of more information. Now our universe is not infinite as some may think. In fact it is more like a closed surface (such as a balloon). And as we gather more and more information and facts about the universe we come up with more and more laws of nature. We have also discovered that there are more than the 4 dimensions we are normally familiar with. My theory is that these extra dimensions, which we cannot see because they are so thin, are actually dimensions of knowledge. So as we gather more and more knowledge these dimensions grow larger and larger. And it is the growth of these dimensions that is expanding our universe. Think of the universe as a balloon. We then reside on the outer shell, this is our visible dimensions. Now inside the balloon are the other dimensions that we originally were unable to even detect. So now, as the inner dimensions grow and expand, the outer dimensions are stretched as welll, creating the expansion of the universe. I'm sure by now you've also guessed what this could mean to the vary fabric of space-time. As the balloon grows larger and larger, the outer layer begins to strain and is unable to contain the inner expanding dimensions. Then, at a given point, the balloon will buckle under the pressure and pop, creating the Second Big Bang, which will in turn destroy our universe as we know it. It's hard to say when this Second Bang will occur, but one thing is safe to say, it's our own damn fault. If we hadn't been so curious and so eager to learn this would never have even begun. Shame on you all.

Comments

this sounds like an excuse not to go to school, but its the best excuse ive ever heard, so keep up the good...

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