Cheaper By the Dozen
So I had time tonight, and decided to see this movie. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't all that great either. Steve Martin is at his best, like always, and Bonnie Hunt does a great job as the mother too (although you do wonder how she pumped out 12 kids and kept that figure). But the real highlight is a very strong rebelious teen role played by Tom "Superman" Welling. What makes the character even better is his antagonist, DEAN! That's right, it's the battle of the WB stars on the big screen! However, like most things in the movie, the anti-relationship is not developed. Of course it is hard to develope too much when you basically have 14 main characters. That's still no excuse though. The movie moves along rather briskly, with too much happening as nothing really happens. Martin and Hunt try to pull the movie through, but the lack of any depth in the script drags it down. Of course Hilliary Duff's less than stellar proformance doesn't help matters much either. I haven't seen any of her other work (apart from her role on Punk'd), but she sure sucked it up in this one. Her character was shallow (in spirit and script) and all her dialogue seemed forced. But then we move on to the other end of the Punk'd spectrum, Ashton Kutcher. He's doesn't have a role that's nearly as large as the trailers lead you to believe, which is a good thing. There are already enough people trying to work their way into the story. However, his role is comical as he portrays a pretty boy who makes it by on his looks alone (as he states outright in one scene) which is how many people feel he did get started in real life. In the end putting a family of 14 into a 98 min story is a bit too much. I enjoyed Martin, and the WB elemetns, but the lack of depth to the story and characters sunk this ship.
RATING: Worth a (very) cheap ticket, worth a Netflix rental (if you've got nothing else you want to see)