Slowly Learning...

So it has recently come to my attention that Tupac is one of the Top 10
richest dead celebrities. Now I have two problems with that. First
off, how can he still be making money? Shouldn't realize that all his
shit is just rehashings of his old stuff (I've been shown that some of
his "new" songs are just new beats with old lyrics in a different order
over them). But this isn't my biggest problem with him being a rich
dead dude. Cause I think he may actually be making music still. It all
goes back to a theory I heard back in high school from a friend of mine.
Tupac isn't dead, and neither is Biggie. In fact, the two of them are
off living together in Mexico (or some other central american location).
They both faked their deaths in order to live out their forbidden
romance. It was the old Romeo and Romeo relationship that society just
wouldn't allow. Not only did they have the two feuding families (East
Coast vs. West Coast) but they had the whole problem with society's
homophobia, especially in the rough and tumble hip-hop scene. So the
fates had conspired agains them and they were doomed to their
star-crossed relationship. However, the two of them being the well
versed english scholars that they were had read up on the whole
catastrophe at the end of Romeo and Juliet, so they got the whole story
and plan sorted out ahead of time so it could go off without a hitch.
Now Tupac was a little sloppier on his end (with still releasing albums
every couple weeks) so people still question his life/death situation.
He has basically become our generations Elvis. I think this is due to
his poor financial planning though. He hadn't quite stored away a big
enough nest egg for the two of them (Biggie does eat quite a bit after
all) so they need that little extra income. However, Biggie covered his
tracks really well, and no one suspects him, which helps to further
cover the two "dead" rappers love affair. But Saemina knew it, and I
know it too. Biggie and Tupac are still alive, well (thanks to Tupac's
extra income), and living on a secluded Mexican beach happily ever
after.