Long overdue update: There was a post here explaining how to mess with your iOS settings to get the Mail application to “archive” instead of “delete”, as some people prefer one behavior over the other.
As of iOS 4.2, this tutorial is completely unnecessary, as there’s a setting to choose whether you want the now-default Archive method, or a regular old delete. You can find it in the main account settings for your Gmail account:
I have nuked the previous tutorial, as it was confusing and useless in light of Apple engineering out a better option.
Stephen Colbert was in Ithaca over the weekend, and my love for the man just grows and grows.
Moving on to Cornell students, he said, “You people get more of your news from me and this guy named Jon Stewart than from any other source. Who thinks that I am news?”
After a smattering of applause, he asked, “Who thinks I’m not news but gets their news from me anyway?”
When the crowd roared, Colbert scoffed, “And this is the Ivy League! Shame on you! I make shit up all the time!”
Colbert, who is running for president in South Carolina, announced that, under new sponsorship, his campaign would be the “Hail to the Cheese Nacho Cheese Doritos Stephen Colbert 2008 Campaign.”
“I will be as good for this country as Doritos are for your body,” he said.
And what about a campaign slogan? He suggested, “Don’t just waste your vote — waste your vote on me.”
Posted at 10:15 AM, 10/08/07, on nin.com:
hello everyone. i’ve waited a long time to be able to make the
following announcement: as of right now nine inch nails is a totally
free agent, free of any recording contract with any label. i have
been under recording contracts for 18 years and have watched the
business radically mutate from one thing to something inherently very
different and it gives me great pleasure to be able to finally have a
direct relationship with the audience as i see fit and appropriate.
look for some announcements in the near future regarding 2008.
exciting times, indeed.
Insert reference to The Hand That Feeds here.
I am quoted to a ridiculous degree in the new Apple case study about our use of Apple storage products at Weill Cornell Medical College.
It is really odd to see my name in a pullquote on apple.com.
Fun “easter egg”: The picture on the top of the article is also mine.
If I use the phrase “If it weren’t for my horse…”, I’d guess that a number of people I know could finish the sentence.
When from behind me, a woman of 25 uttered the dumbest thing I’d ever heard in my life … She said, ‘If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.’ I’ll repeat that. I’ll repeat that because that’s the kind of sentence that when you hear it, your brain comes to a screeching halt. And the left hand side of the brain looks at the right hand side and goes, ‘It’s dark in here, and we may die.’ She said, ‘If it weren’t for my horse…’ as in, giddy up, giddy up, let’s go – ‘I wouldn’t have spent that year in college,’ a degree-granting institution. Don’t! Don’t think about that sentence for more than three minutes, or blood’ll shoot out your nose.
If you hadn’t heard it previously, the above bit is from Lewis Black’s The White Album. It may be his most iconic bit, if only for the sheer lunacy and Comedy Central’s insistence of replaying his standup specials as much as possible.
Today, the New York Times ran a fairly routine article about an email flood that occurred on a Homeland Security private network today. It generated over 2.2 million emails, and…wait, what’s this?
John Polhemus, the plant security director at the Lanxess Corporation in Pittsburgh, said: “This has gone from an amazing pain in the neck to fifth grade. But that was my favorite grade.”
If you’ll excuse me, blood is shooting out my nose.