Month: September 2007

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My Art Direction Is Immaculate

About 5 minutes ago:

Mikey Watson: hurp halo 3
Dan Dickinson: Hurp burp durp
Dan Dickinson: I need to eat my pizza first
Mikey Watson: bullshit
Mikey Watson: eat it on the run, soldier
Dan Dickinson: Not sure if I can. This is some legendary pizza. The stuff of two hands, possibly three.
Mikey Watson: You are a goddamned coward, Marine.
Dan Dickinson: The guy who made it, he’s like some sort of master chef.
Mikey Watson: Sounds like one elite slice.
Mikey Watson: Almost brute-al. Do you grunt when you pick it up, because of its girth?
Dan Dickinson: I’m certainly mauling it.
Mikey Watson: We have to stop this.
Mikey Watson: Finish the slice.
Dan Dickinson: Oh fuck you.

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[(“Layers”)] – Copy That

Prepare for Nick Kroll, Randy & Jason Sklar, and Michael Blieden to blow your mind.

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‘Match Game’s’ Brett Somers dies at 83

I am frequently mocked for my obituary posts. They are frequently about media personalities, particularly those that figured prominently into game shows. I have no good defense to this attack.

With the passing of Brett, the three people who made Match Game what it was are no longer with us. (Richard Dawson, while influential, left the show for the spin-off *Family Feud* in 1978.)

Somewhere in the afterlife, they’re having one hell of a _________.