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Shoes Blues

One thing I will never get over, as long as I live in NYC, is the rate at which one goes through pairs of shoes.

Blame it on the endless cement sidewalks, or the long platforms of the MTA, or the constant standing and waiting in lines. Blame it on the way my feet are shaped, or the way I walk if you’d like. Whatever the actual cause, my shoe replacement interval has continuously shortened over the last four years.

For instance: In mid-April, I bought a nice pair of brown leather dress shoes for work. I’m not normally much for brown shoes, but these looked quite nice, and I actually got a few compliments about my footware for once.

Within the first two days, the neat design on the soles had completely chipped off under my desk, leaving a fantastic mess.
Three weeks in, and the heel had already started to wear down, revealing wood.

3 Weeks In

Now, three and a half months later, I was forced to replace them today. Three and a half months was generous – I probably should have replaced them a month ago. But, in an effort to ride out this issue, I keep on going, until they looked like this:

Shoes Blues

Just to point out what is likely obvious: not only had 20% of the heel worn away, but parallel holes had opened up in the middle of where the ball of my foot rests. The one resembling a bullet hole on my right shoe was significant enough that I could still feel it after I took my shoe off.

There are many things in life that I will make a remark about getting what you pay for. Shoes are not one of these things. In NYC, it is nearly impossible to get a fair return on your shoe investment.

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Give Me Back My Son

[Via Will Hines](http://www.willhines.net/2007/07/31/give-me-back-my-son/), a terribly delightful improv warmup game that pays tribute to Mel Gibson:

(Warning: Video contains a lot of overacting and yelling.)

Will explains:

> So the warm-up works like this: everyone stands in a circle except one in the middle. That person approaches someone in the outer circle and demands “Give me back my son!” with complete dramatic commitment — inspired by Mel Gibson’s over-dramatic delivery in the movie Ransom — trying to get the outer circle person to laugh. It’s to practice emotional commitment and also making your teammates laugh — two valuable skills.

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Poor Business Move Of The Day

Wired has a [nice piece up](http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/magazine/15-08/ff_sheep?currentPage=1) showing the strange void in Second Life – where countless companies have gotten in at the ground floor to produce very little.

Stuck in the middle of the article is a paragraph discussing the performance issues that affect Second Life, and theres one thing sticking out like a sore thumb:

> Created by an underfunded startup using a physics engine that’s now years out of date, Second Life is made up of thousands of disconnected “regions” (read: processors), most of which remain invisible unless you explicitly search for them by name. Residents can reach these places only by teleporting into the void. And even the popular islands are never crowded, because each processor on Linden Lab’s servers can handle a maximum of only 70 avatars at a time; more than that and the service slows to a crawl, some avatars disappear, or the island simply vanishes. **”It’s really the software’s fault,” says Andrew Meadows, Linden Lab’s senior developer. “Way back when, we used to say, ‘This is not going to scale.'”**

I certainly appreciate candor and honesty in business people, but there’s a sharp division between “acknowledging a performance issue” and “admitting you knew your system was crap from the start.”