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Month May 2006

Unshy Advertising

I begin this post with the strongest disclaimer I have ever written.

If you are any of the following:

  • Under 18.
  • Of any familial relation to me, by blood or by law.
  • One of my coworkers.
  • A prude.
  • Against pornography in any form.
  • Unable to deal with strong language.
  • At work, or school, or anywhere else you may lose your lot in life for reading the wrong links.

You really should not read the rest of this post. The post that follows will be discussing a fairly edgy advertising campaign and its implications on the world in general. While there is no direct link to the advertising site in question, there is certainly information on how to get there. If you decide to read the rest of the post, you agree to not hold me liable for any trouble reading it may bring you, especially if you decide to visit said site.

(I realize a warning like this is like the forbidden cigarette, where by telling someone repeatedly they cannot have something, they want it more. Trust me, friends, this is for your own good.)

A Quick Congrats

Many happy tidings to Pamela and Matt on the birth of their baby boy, Declan.

Pollination

Pollination

Getting used to a new lens…

beatmania IIDX RED Rival Exchange

The recently released beatmania IIDX RED features a new set of functionality allowing you to load up to five saves from other players into your game as rivals, and giving you in-game comparison between your scores and theirs.

While it’s a great feature, there’s one small shortcoming: there’s no way to go online to exchange saves.

As of late last night, VJ Army has begun supporting upload of PS2 save files for your profile. Any user can upload one save in any of the common save formats (XPO, XPS, MAX, SPS), and the file will be hosted on this server. If you’re a VJ Army member, sign in and then look on the left hand menu for “Upload Rival Data” to find the form. (And remember to set your user ranking in the control panel.)

If you’re not a member of VJ Army – or even if you are – and want to browse the files that have been uploaded, you can do so on the Find Rival Data page.

And if this all confuses you, documentation should be available within the next couple of days.

TARcon 9 (And More!)

TARcon - The Bar

Further Tension

Katie with Mojo

Katie and BJ

Phil Drinks Down!

Getting The Check

I’ve spent eight out of the last twenty-four hours of my life bringing my Amazing Race obsession to a head – first with TARcon 9, the Television Without Pity viewing party, and then with the CBS Early Show (where the checks were handed out).

I’d write more, but I’m really exhausted – so I’ll just point you to the photoset and let you peruse at your leisure. Big thanks to everyone who put TARcon together – it was completely worth the money.

Photoset: TARcon 9 / The Early Show

Comedy Megaton

Via Brooklyn Vegan, the greatest comedy show of the year:

NYC’s premier venue for alternative comedy brings a night of stand-up & sketches to SummerStage. Hosted by Paul Scheer (VH’s 1 Best Week Ever) and Rob Heubel (Curb Your Enthusiasm) with scheduled performers Aziz Ansari (Comedy Central’s Premium Blend), Todd Barry, Jackie Clarke, David Cross (Arrested Development), Demitri Martin (The Daily Show), and Amy Pohler (Saturday Night Live).

This is about a week before Del Close. And if the line was bad last year, it’s going to be 10x worse this year.

Note to self: Leave work early.

Mother’s Day

Mom and I, at Top of The Rock last month.

I have been told on more than one occasion that I am difficult to shop for. What many people may not realize is that I get this trait from my parents.

A conversation with my Mom, loosely transcribed, from a few days ago:

Mom: So what do you want for your birthday?
Me: I don’t know. What do you want for Mother’s Day?
Mom: I don’t want anything, really. Just remember that it’s Mother’s Day.

Konami Launches DDR Television Show On CBS

Full press release, boldface is mine:

Burbank, California – May 9, 2006 – CBS and DIC Entertainment (DIC), in association with Konami Digital Entertainment, Inc., today announced the production of a new dance competition series, Dance Revolution, to debut on September 16, 2006 on “CBS’s Saturday Morning Secret Slumber Party” branded programming block.

Dance Revolution (previously titled Dance, Dance, Dance!), a live-action television series inspired by Konami’s hit video game franchise Dance Dance Revolution® (DDR), will join the new schedule of programming on “CBS’s Saturday Morning Secret Slumber Party,” a three-hour, E/I-compliant branded programming block exclusive to broadcast television. The series will encourage physical activity. Dance Revolution (E/I, TVY 7) complements the programming block’s overall theme of promoting healthy, balanced active lifestyles. The line-up of previously announced programming to debut on “CBS’s Saturday Morning Secret Slumber Party” includes CAKE, Horseland, Kooky Kitchen, Littlest Pet Shop, Sabrina: The Animated Series, Trollz and Madeline.

In Dance Revolution, ‘tweens’ and teens bring their freshest moves to this sensational new dance competition where teams of dancers display their innovative routines. Hosted by the charismatic Dance Revolution house band, kid-friendly judges determine the winners as the dancers perform their routines to the cool sounds of the band. Dance Revolution will also offer onscreen visuals that constantly encourage viewer participation by demonstrating specific dance moves and steps.

“We are thrilled to partner with Konami to create a program that will entertain kids of all ages, and get them motivated, active and off the couch,” comments Andy Heyward, Chairman & CEO of DIC Entertainment. “We are focused on using CBS’s Saturday Morning Secret Slumber Party as a vehicle to address the national concern of obesity and inactivity among children by providing motivating and innovative entertainment.” He adds, “We are excited to add this unique series to our schedule and to the international markets.”

“This collaboration gives Konami an excellent opportunity to bring elements of the DDR franchise to television,” states Kazumi Kitaue, Chairman & CEO of Konami Digital Entertainment, Inc. “We hope to create equal success with the franchise on TV that we have had with the video game and look forward to working with DIC on bringing fun, interactive entertainment to young audiences.”

DDR is an interactive game that continues to sweep living rooms and arcades across the nation. It is the only game in which players move their body to upbeat tunes while allowing them to exhibit their own innovative flare and original dance moves. DDR combines quick reflex action with pulsating dance music for intense “get-up-and-play” fun. Players are challenged to match their dance steps with the flashing arrows on the screen while keeping up with the high-energy beat of the music.

The workout component and interactive nature of the game have been highlighted as key elements to DDR’s success. Additionally, the DDR series has benefited from major game/dance tournaments that have been held around the world. The game has successfully crossed over international borders to win a global fan base.

As part of “CBS’s Saturday Morning Secret Slumber Party’s” balanced active lifestyle theme, the block will feature unique animated and live-action interstitials threaded throughout the morning block to promote healthy eating and balanced, active lifestyles for kids. The messages, which will promote nutritious eating habits, will be created in consultation with Baylor College of Medicine’s Children’s Nutrition Research Center (CNRC), an internationally renowned institute devoted to pediatric nutrition studies.

DIC will seek initial guidance on all programming to air on “CBS’s Saturday Morning Secret Slumber Party” from children’s experts from the DIC Educational Advisory Board–a group comprised of leading media experts, educators and pediatricians created to provide information, guidance, advice and general expertise to DIC in the development of multimedia programs and projects for children.

Eugene Mirman Protest

Homemade Signs

And There He Is!

Scanlan Gets A Sign

Even At An Event Full Of Hate, There's Room For Love

Eugene Mirman Protests Himself

That's Not Safe!

Tonight was the Eugene Mirman protest, put together by Eugene Mirman. While the actual handing-out of signs didn’t start until maybe 3 minutes before the event was supposed to start, it was quite comical and silly and confusing to those not in on it.

For all of my pictures, just check my photoset: Eugene Mirman Protest @ Flickr

Buy Eugene’s new CD/DVD, En Garde, Society! from Subpop. It’s only $12, and comes with a nifty DVD! Alternately, buy it off iTunes for $9.99 and lose out on the DVD.

Not Quite Drowned Alive

Not Really Drowned Alive

Onlookers

Watching The Action

Today, we decided to take in the performance art spectacle du jour – David Blaine’s desire to stay submerged outside Lincoln Center for seven days. Who can resist when his hands look corpse-like?

Being at the scene is about what you would expect – it’s a large number of people standing around this large sphere of water, not really sure how they should react or respond. There was no line to go up and press palms against the glass when we were there, which is probably for the best. All in all, a decent way to blow fifteen minutes, gawking and wondering if anyone actually thinks it’s entertaining in the traditional sense of the word.

Coming up on Monday, another lovely event: the protest against Eugene Mirman. Expect a picture flood from that.