I was unbelievably happy to be done with season 4 of 24 last night. I have never felt this frustrated at a TV show in my life.
However, I know many people are wondering where Jack Bauer is going to go now that he’s essentially dead in the US. Through the magic of television, time travel, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, I have obtained footage from next season, and I offer it to you here.
Obviously there are spoilers within; I don’t recommend watching the video if you don’t want to see where Jack will be next season – or what he’ll be snacking on. I have to admit though, it certainly looks more exciting than this season!
(The original source of where I found this wacky commercial is iFilm’s Viral Video, which is a boon for those silly clips you find online.)
Note to people coming in via Google: THIS IS NOT FOOTAGE FROM SEASON 5. THIS IS A JOKE POST. THE CALORIEMATE AD HAS BEEN RUNNING IN JAPAN. DON’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.