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Month May 2005

Best Birthday Present(s) I Could Hope For

Best Birthday Present I Could Hope For

Katie busted her ass today to make sure I got the last full Gorillaz vinyl toy set that Kid Robot had. She rocks the house, and rocks it hard.

You can check out a full set of pics on this new Flickr set – the last pictures I’ll be uploading from our old Olympic camera.

The other new birthday present is a slick new digital camera – the really, really thin Sony one. That’s from my parents, who also rock the house in equal amounts. I’ll be sure to upload a boatload of better quality pictures from that in the coming weeks.

Now all I need is a good keynote from Steve Jobs on my actual birthday, and everything will be hunky-dory.

Get Out Of Town

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Tonight begins my two-week sojourn; we’re in Ithaca until Tuesday, back in NYC living it up till Friday, and then I’m in San Francisco from the 4th to the 11th for WWDC. I’ll be online a bunch but not quite as accessible – hope you all stay well.

Gorillaz Q&A

Today, I burned my last two personal hours for the fiscal year on joining the crowd of fans at the Union Square Virgin Megastore to see the Gorillaz – or at least Damon Alburn, Jamie Hewitt, and DJ Danger Mouse – give a very quick (and slightly bizarre) interview. I then promptly had my special edition of the album signed, grabbed my 7″ picture disk bonus for buying the album from Virgin, and bounced back onto the subway.

I must give tons of credit to the Virgin Megastore for completely botching nearly everything, from the horrible crowd setup to the lack of a line for the signing to such minutae as “not being able to hear most of the answers”. That said, it was still reasonably fun. Below are the questions as I jotted them down as fast as I could; Damon answered most of the questions, but passed the mic when necessary. I apologize for factual or typographical errors; these should not be taken as exact quotes for your safety.

Regular Interview

What’s the best part of being a 2D outfit?

Everything is fake anyhow, so they can be really fake.

What made you take this album in a darker direction?

They made the last one in 2000, and made this one in 2005.

How did you get in an iPod ad?

Damon can’t really speak to the business side of it, but he feels the iPod promotes something (didn’t catch exactly what he said) that shares the spirit of the band.

Any word on a new tour?

They’d like to do one, but there are no plans yet. They’re very expensive tours, and theydon’t want to do the exact same thing as last time to show the band, so they’re still thinking about how to go about it this time.

What were you listening to while you worked on Demon Days?

Danger Mouse listened to spaghetti westerns, old psychedelic albums and the like; Damon wasn’t listening to anything, as he finds it difficult to listen to someone else and create his own work at the same time.

How is Search For A Star going?

It’s going well; they are moving into closing stages, and have found some very strange talent. The winner will come and work with them as a new Gorillaz collaborator.

Are there any other bands you’d like to see get a cartoon makeover?

“All of them.”

Is there another Gorillaz project in the pipeline?

Yes, something very different, which involves kung fu.

What’s the first record each of you bought with your own money?

Damon says Combat Rock, Jamie admits to the theme from Ghostbusters (to many cheers), and Danger Mouse claims some iron maiden record, although he can’t recall which one.

What’s the first concert you went to?

Danger Mouse says he didn’t go to concerts as a kid, so the first real concert would be The Roots. Jamie can’t remember, and Damon cops to Nick Kershel.

Fan Questions

(The first question is posed by an obnoxious super fan who makes everyone in the crowd groan.)

This is a three part question for 2D – did Noodle teach the rest of the band any Japanese curse words? What is it about Clint Eastwood that makes 2D’s day? And is 2D a geek in zombie clothing?

No, he has interesting politics, and yes.

Where did the fashion sense and design for the band come from?

Jamie’s local supermarket, and Tokyo.

Are we the last living souls?

“Let’s hope not.”

What happened to Rocket?

Rocket was only supposed to be a little cheap free thing on the website, never meant to be a real song.

The tour last time had different rappers than the album did; will the live tracks be released?

The band has so many collaborators, it’s difficult to release everything, so probably not.

Which band member is responsible for the Left Hand Suzuki Method?

Damon is left handed, which sort of balances out the awesomeness of the Suzuki method.

Will there be another version of Demon Days, as Laika Come Home was for the first album?

Yes, it will be a pure R&B album, they hope to have Beyonce singing Last Living Souls. (Big laugh.)

What were your outside inspirations while making the album?

“Films. People. Mushrooms.”

Have you ever done drugs?

“No. What a stupid question.”

Who’s idea was it to do a song in 5/4?

Damon, as he felt is was a much maligned time signature.

To Danger Mouse: After The Grey Album, how does it feel to be working on a project like this?

“Well, as long as it sells 10 million copies, I’m in the clear.”

What about a new Blur album?

“Eventually.”

Who are Jamie’s comic inspirations?

“Chuck Jones, mostly.”

What was the motivation for the last two songs on Demon Days?

“We felt that after going into hell near the end, the album needed some sort of a happy ending.”

I May Already Be A Winner

Remember those photos I took the day of the British Consulate bombing? The day I took them, I was relatively happy with the distribution the photos saw – got used a couple of times on Gothamist, got a lot of views on Flickr, etc. On the advice of Suw, I also uploaded them to NowPublic and attached them to the breaking news about the bombing. I haven’t had a lot of time to play with NowPublic as of yet, but from what I saw of it, it was interesting.

I just received notification from Michael Tippett, who runs the site – apparently they have a contest going on for Citizen Photojournalism. And they just announced the first week results.

I apparently won.

I find it very strange to wrap my head around the fact that some pictures I took on a whim have earned me $100, but hey, I’m not complaining! Here’s to hoping I pull through for the $500 grand prize.

24 Season 5 Spoilers

I was unbelievably happy to be done with season 4 of 24 last night. I have never felt this frustrated at a TV show in my life. However, I know many people are wondering where Jack Bauer is going to go now that he’s essentially dead in the US. Through the magic of television, time travel, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, I have obtained footage from next season, and I offer it to you here.

Obviously there are spoilers within; I don’t recommend watching the video if you don’t want to see where Jack will be next season – or what he’ll be snacking on. I have to admit though, it certainly looks more exciting than this season!

Who Said It?

Pop quiz: Who said, at E3 a number of years ago, that their console’s graphical power:

…would be three times faster than anything on the market and offer nearly unlimited graphical visuals. “We’re approaching the level of detail seen in Toy Story 2,” he said, referring to the computer-generated kids film from Disney/Pixar.

Answer – with source – after you click through!

WWDC Itinerary

Okay folks, it’s all booked now. Here’s my travel and session details for WWDC 2005; if you’re interesting in doing something the days/nights I’m available, please let me know as soon as possible via the usual channels. I reserve the right to begrudgingly manipulate this post for the next three weeks as things come up and vendor meetings get scheduled.

Flight Out:

Saturday, June 4th
JetBlue Flight 591, JFK -> OAK, departs at 4:40 PM EDT, arrives at 7:50 PM PDT.
Pickup by Nicole.

Hotel:

I’m staying at a hotel relatively close to Union Square and/or the Moscone center.

Sunday

  • I have no real plans, other than doing early checkin to the conference.
  • Nastassya Ferns has claimed the day post 7PM.

Monday Sessions

  • Keynote (10:00 – 12:00)
  • OS X State Of The Union (2:00 – 4:00)
  • Enterprise IT State Of The Union (4:15 – 5:30)
  • Weblogger dinner starting at 7 PM.
  • Unofficial birthday thing: 9:00-10:30PM. Metreon arcade. Show up if you want to.

Tuesday Sessions

  • Mac OS X Server Overview OR AMP On Mac OS X (9:00 – 10:30)
  • WebObjects Overview (10:30 – 12:00)
  • Darwin Feedback Forum (2:00 – 3:30)
  • Active Directory Integration (3:30 – 5:00)
  • WebObjects and J2EE Development Workshop (5:00 – 6:30)

Wednesday Sessions

  • Moving to Tiger Server from Windows (9:00 – 10:30)
  • Mac OS X Server Feedback Forum (10:30 – 12:00)
  • Leveraging The Power Of ACLs (2:00 – 3:30)
  • (Sub)version Control for the Rest of Us (3:30 – 5:00)
  • Managing Clients in the Enterprise (5:00 – 6:30)
  • Susan Michael has claimed the evening.

Thursday Sessions

  • Deploying Mac Servers and Clients, Start To Finish (9:00 – 10:30)
  • Integrating Mac OS X into a Heterogeneous Environment (10:30 – 12:00)
  • Monitoring Your System with ARD and Open Source (2:00 – 3:30)
  • Core OS Enhancements for BSD Developers (3:30 – 5:00)
  • Evening: Apple Campus Bash, Security Meeting

Friday Sessions

  • Configuring and Deploying Oracle on Mac OS X (9:00 – 10:30)
  • Free Time (10:30 – 12:00)
  • Network Authentication (2:00 – 3:30)
  • Java and WebObjects Feedback Forum (3:30 – 5:00)
  • Building Automator Actions for System Administrators (5:00 – 6:30)
  • Suw Charman has claimed rights to this evening.

Flight Back:

Saturday, June 11th
JetBlue Flight 596, OAK -> JFK, departs at 11:10 AM PDT, arrives at 7:35 PM EDT.

Beatmania USA Announced

After years and years of it being a joke in the community, Konami is releasing a US version of beatmania IIDX. Over 50 songs, apparently split between a 7-key mode and a 5-key mode. Engine is the 9th Style engine with some tweaks – the stars are back, amusingly.

Aaron Ramsey has dug through the 62 “screenshots” (mostly artwork, not screens) that Gamespot put up, and has generated a partial songlist including the following:

  • Metal Gear Solid Main Theme
  • La Bossanova de Fabienne
  • Hunting For You
  • Overblast!!
  • Dancin’ Into The Night
  • Nothing Ain’t Stoppin’ Us
  • in my eyes
  • Paranoia Max “Dirty Mix”
  • The Shining Polaris
  • I Was The One
  • Star Field (not totally confirmed)

Most of the players who frequent this site (who already know about the announcement) will groan with this songlist, as it’s certainly leaning towards the easy side of the song list, but that’s to be expected for a first US mix. It’s nice to see the five-key revivals, although I would enjoy it more if they were songs I had more of an interest in (Inclusion of Feel The Light would mean I could finally ditch the PSX games).

The implications of this release are honestly boggling my mind to the point where I’m finding it hard to type – I will need some time to digest it all. Needless to say, VJ Army will be supporting the US mix, and any further US mixes down the line.

The Cat Is Stuck In Popcorn

Back in February, I detailed one of my few recurring health problems – bloody noses – shortly after I had it fixed. I wrote at the time that I had only two slightly bizarre health problems, and was otherwise normal.

I’ve been reminded of a third after events of last night; a health problem that I am not consciously aware of until it’s too late.

You see, my friends, apparently I talk in my sleep, in a somewhat hilarious manner.

My sister told me once long ago that one time when she was coming upstairs, she heard me repeating “TACO….TACO!!!!” in my sleep. I shrugged – and started sleeping with the door closed.

This isn’t a frequent thing – I’m not babbling every night, as far as I know. Then again, maybe I am and I just don’t wake up Katie half the time. After getting married, I do have someone who has to put up with me next to her each night.

Katie has occasionally mentioned that I’ll wake her up with some babbling, and annoyingly I seem to know how to shake her arm to wake her up while I’m asleep; one time while we lived in Ithaca, I woke her feverishly claiming that “the Chinese were coming”. This becomes problematic because when she starts shouting “WHAT?!” at me, I wake up – and my brain is fully in the context of yes, Kate, the Chinese are coming, yet I have no idea why or what it means or anything. So I sit there, wide awake, trying to explain what exactly I mean, only to inevitably get exasperated and tell her to just forget it.

Last night, I apparently shook Katie awake and uttered the words that will now haunt me forever:

THE CAT IS STUCK IN POPCORN.

Artist's rendition of my wacked-out brain.

Katie’s retelling of this to me while I was on the phone with her this morning:

You shook me awake really hard, and your eyes were wide open, and you looked so scared, and just kept telling me, “THE CAT IS STUCK IN POPCORN.” I looked at the cat, and he was looking at me as if to say, “I don’t know what the HELL he’s talking about.”

So, needless to say – if you want hilarity, just hang out with me when I’m asleep. I am apparently a freaky laugh riot.

TIME interviews Dave Chappelle

It’s odd, watching the news about Dave Chappelle being in South Africa wash over the net; every day, I see another friend look disappointed as they find the news and realize the third season won’t be starting at the end of the month as Comedy Central had been advertising.

Today, Time Magazine posted an interview with the man himself, conducted this week at a Marine World down in South Africa. To compartmentalize it:

  • The man is not addicted to drugs. He hasn’t smoked pot in months, only cigarettes and coffee.
  • He is not undergoing an out-of-control party lifestyle (he lives in Ohio and drives a Toyota).
  • He is not in a mental institution, instead he is merely visiting a friend and “taking inventory of his life”. He has consulted a psychiatrist for 40 minutes, though.
  • He attributes his flight to a couple of things, including increased self-introspection and the people around him changing.
  • He had only been recognized by seven people in South Africa during his time there – number 7 was during the interview. “Wow, I’m not that big in Africa. I’ve got to do an action film here.”
  • Doug Herzog of Comedy Central “says he has told advertisers and staff that he believes there will be no Chappelle’s Show in 2005″, although he is open to Dave returning. “Do we still want to be in business with Dave Chappelle? Of course. Dave’s an enormous, enormous talent. We’re in the comedy business, and Dave’s a comedy genius.”

Those people with a TIME subscription can read the longer, 7 page version here. Those people without a TIME subscription might be interested in this page on bugmenot.

(Thanks to ven for the links.)