Not Quite There

Banksy Unveiled

Wed, 16 May 2007 01:12:35 -0500

For years, I've been following around this guy and his antics. Who the hell is he? Lauren Collins answers that question. You know you've made it big time when you're profiled in the New Yorker.

Banksy Was Here

David LaChapelle Casting

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:25:09 -0500

Overheard on E. 10th

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:30:49 -0500

My mother was a nudist. She gave me a vibrator for my 18th birthday.

Models Models Everywhere...

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:19:50 -0500

A River of Candy

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:12:33 -0500

Can you guess where this is?

I've lived there, so it makes sense...

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:50:17 -0500

Your Inner European is French!

Smart and sophisticated.

You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.

Who's Your Inner European?

J`adore le chocolat chaud!

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 11:39:39 -0500

I`m in Montreal right now visiting my friend Nelly. After freezing our asses off yesterday at Mont Royal, we went and drank some really yummy hot chocolate at Juliette et Chocolat, a little cafÃ© that serves all things chocolate, like fondue, crepes, and bon bons.

Dance, I said!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:24:15 -0500

Actually, I don't think the guys whose cars you torched understand.

Wed, 09 Nov 2005 16:02:20 -0500

Kidsâ€”they think they know it all:

"The guys whose cars get torched, they understand. OK, sometimes they do. We have to do this. Our parents, they should understand. They did nothing, they suffered in silence. We don't have a choice. We're sinking in shit, and France is standing on our heads. One way or another we're heading for prison. It might as well be for actually doing something."

'We hate France and France hates us'

Apple remembers Rosa Parks

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:18:55 -0500

WaSsUp wIt dAt?!!!!!!

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:40:00 -0500

I swear, AIM caused my little brother to regress in written English:

"1 more day till mah bdae!!! Wat it do!!! October 27th ya beezy!!!!!!! .....Mark on da 4th! Spinnin dem slaps!! ....Don on da 19th!...go win some in vegas!! .....Sarah on da 21st!...lets smoke a blunt!!! .....Cliff on da 25th! Birth month nygguh! .............n MINE ON DA 27!!!!!!!!............ Claim jumpers 9pm sharp!!! Holla at me!!!!"

Check out the NYTimes piece on this:
Kids and AIM

Fashion+Cocaine=A match made in heaven?

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:20:22 -0500

According to seasoned stylist George Cortina:

"If you don't see it everywhere in fashion, you're wearing a blindfold."

Scapegoat Kate

Me have no nano

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 13:11:21 -0500

Apple has discontinued the iPod Mini and replaced it with iPod nano. I've only had my iPod mini for a few months and it's already obsolete! Sleeker and more compact than the mini, the nano offers a color screen and comes in black or white. You can get the 2 GB nano for $199 and the 4 GB for $249, which means that you get less storage for your money than the mini, but with that pretty packaging, does it matter?

Thank You Michael Brown

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 16:58:52 -0500

Finally, someone admits to f%^&ing up down there.

Mike Brown Resigns

Angry Journalists Take a Stand down South

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 12:31:26 -0500

The throngs of reporters in the Gulf are showing thier fury at the feds for taking so long to respond to the crisis in the South. They have become crusaders for the displaced, the dead and the sick. I just don't understand how they were there from day one, while help took so long

Anderson Cooper showing his fury towards Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La.:

Excuse me, Senator, I'm sorry for interrupting. I haven't heard that, because, for the last four days, I've been seeing dead bodies in the streets here in Mississippi. And to listen to politicians thanking each other and complimenting each other, you know, I got to tell you, there are a lot of people here who are very upset, and very angry, and very frustrated.
And when they hear politicians slapâ€”you know, thanking one another, it just, you know, it kind of cuts them the wrong way right now, because literally there was a body on the streets of this town yesterday being eaten by rats because this woman had been laying in the street for 48 hours. And there's not enough facilities to take her up.

Do you get the anger that is out here? â€¦

I mean, I know you say there's a time and a place for, kind of, you know, looking back, but this seems to be the time and the place. I mean, there are people who want answers, and there are people who want someone to stand up and say, "You know what? We should have done more. Are all the assets being brought to bear?"

Angry Cooper

The Rebellion of the Talking Heads