What a guy will do to see a girl dance on a bar
Last night was Lynette's birthday, so we went to the Red Rock West Saloon in Chelsea, a crazy dive bar where the bartender poors whisky down the throats of disgusting men and discusses vibrators with the female partrons. The bartender picked up the mic and asked, "Who's going to buy this girl a g-string so she'll dance on the bar?" Someone actually got the g-string to see me dance on the bar! I couldn't pass up on a free g-string, so I got on that bar and shook my bootie with the bartender! Unfortunately, the thong is only a size 1, so I don't think I'll be wearing it in this lifetime.
A picture of my prize