Read the Bible before you go to bed
That's what the doctor told me yesterday to cure my chronic insomnia. At first I thought she was telling me that because the Bible is boring, but she told me that because she's trying to recruit me into her church. Then she told me to pray to god and ask him to make sweets and cigarettes taste bad. This was after eating strawberries in the exam room and proceeding to touch my face without washing her hands. Disgusting! I'm never going back to that doctor again!